Kennedy Snickered

At Gitmo, detainees make fun by throwing feces at the guards. They're reported to hold their arms outstretched like an airplane, make airplane noises, then yell 'BOOM' when the feces hit the guards. Guards refer to being hit by the feces as 'being snickered'.

The SNICKER AWARD goes to public figures who most thoroughly display the Hate-America, Blame-America-First mindset, and who most effectively undermine the values and way of life of America as we know it. For this Independence Day, the SNICKER AWARD goes to Senator Edward Kennedy.

Runners up were Naom Chomsky, Chuck Schumer, and Howard Dean.